Look, I’m just saying, theoretically if everyone threatened to assassinate Donald constantly there’s not much law enforcement could do about it. Volume and quantity would begin to outweigh intent. 

Obviously it’s not something you should bandy around at work, or in front of police officers, but still. Just, as a thought experiment, if you wanted to start ending all your texts with, “off to brutally murder POTUS with a chainsaw,” it would significantly cheapen the words. And if everyone did it, chances are the average person would face no consequences for it, because how are you supposed to punish everyone? For a joke no less?

It’s just an interesting thing to think about, completely theoretically. 

Anyway, gotta go, my flight leaves soon, I’m planning on shoving a corrupt New York business tycoon into a woodchipper. 

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