Or in which letsdrawdiscworld inspires a very strange early morning City Watch AU. Started out as Carrot and Angua as Jedi but it quickly became apparent that did not suit the watch a lot. So instead they are policemen in a corrupt Tatooine city, trying to balance species tensions and crime in a place where crime may not actually be illegal. 

It’s not that much of an AU. 

Lord Vetinari the Hutt (Originally conceived as just a hutt lackey, but then a real hutt. That’s him up there with a beard because Vetinari the Hutt is something you think the world needs at 3 AM.) ends up in control of Mos Morpork and starts, slowly but surely, actually making it work. Watch as Vimes, cynical law enforcement tries to actually law enforce again after the Krayt Dragon incident  re-establishes his reputation.

Notes: Carrot was probably raised by Jawas. They eventually get their own Female Jawa recognition movement, represented by the Jawa with the lipstick and the bow over there. With lipstick Jawa is a rough Nobby who is probably  not human. Angua is a shapeshifter from somewhere far far away. Vimes is blue for artistic reasons like 1.) Species representation and 2.) Using the wrong chalk pastel. With him is Sybil who is wearing a kid of Mon Mothma-y dress and is also maybe from off world because Mos Morpork is not very nobility rich. Also some vague comparisons of Chewie and Detritus that had a point earlier.