Cham Syndulla, with not a trace of irony whatsoever: Hera is so stubborn and impulsive and dedicated to making big symbolic gestures without any thought given to real strategy. I love her, but it’s exhausting.
Hera Syndulla, twenty miles away, staring straight at the camera: I just don’t know they can’t be my kids AND my loyal subordinates. No one understands how hard it is to balance work and family, especially when everyone insists on following you into danger all the time, putting their lives on the line for the sake of sentiment.
Tag: Star Wars rebels spoilers
Star Wars Rebels knows how to do a girlfight.
tbh, the best thing about theorizing that Kallus/Maul/Palaptine’s cousin Steve getting a redemption arc and living on the Ghost is that they are all out of rooms.
Kanan needs his Jedi space, and it’s Hera’s ship you can’t really kick her out of her room. The boys’ room is filled up and Sabine would be the worst roommate. I love the girl but nobody likes choking on paint fumes. I’m a painter and I don’t like choking on paint fumes.
Therefore I’m forced to assume that it all those redemption fics/headcanons the Sympathetic Bad Guy of the week is actually living in that little half closet off the rec room.

Former Imperial Agents And Sith Lords Go In The Shame Cupboard Until They Have Atoned For Their Sins
SWR Crew Member: Well, Maul is pretty much a wreck. Childhood of hell, twenty years in a dumpster, watched his brother die, spent another twenty years in a slightly bigger, antique dumpster. Not much we could do to mess with his mind any further, he is a certified Disaster.
Dave Filoni: …..
SWR Crew Member: No- no, please Dave! Think of the canon!
Dave Filoni:…. Give him a traumatizing Force vision.
SWR Crew Member: Please, think about this! Think about Sam Witwer!
Dave Filoni: You heard me, ensign. MAKE IT MORE MESSED UP
shoutout to the redshirt rebel pilots in today’s episode. pretending they didn’t see the jedi/sith drama going down right in behind them. they’re not fucking with that force stuff. smart men.
Dammmn. For a grandpa, Darth Maul cleaned up. He’s definitely going to win the “Fashionable Fifties” Award. Suck, it Obi Wan. Polo shirt of evil w. dad bod beats desert disarray of mourning any day.
this is why you always leave the oldest child in charge when mom and dad aren’t home
Tarkin: So, like, do you have a plan???
Grand Admiral Thrawn: *goes off on a very Extra rant about how the rebels will be the architects of their own destruction, doesn’t actually describe any plan in detail*
Tarkin: Yeah, okay. I’m going trust you with the fate of this empire.
The Star Wars Rebels trailer is great because the style change is so realistic Sabine has upped her hair game and somehow gotten more attractive, Ezra got taller and got a moved on from the patented Middle School Flippy Cut to a Lad’s Buzzcut, Zeb is rocking a more confident sleeveless look, and Kanan is dressing like you would expect a blind father of two in his thirties who lives on a spaceship and probably had to teach himself how to shave would dress.
We’ve already seen Leia, but Entertainment Weekly has the full trailer for the remainder of Rebels – including a few things that may surprise you. (Dave Filoni warned about ‘spoilers’ yesterday.)