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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

“I don’t always sleep with dudes but when I do, it’s Dick from Man Island.” 

– fragment 32

Fun facts about Sappho that we need to remember pls

  • her poems were not ‘all about her love for women’. Sappho wrote about love and lust for both women and men, although it’s true that more works about her love for women seem to have survived (it’s also very important to realise that hardly any of her work did survive; we literally have one complete poem and a load of fragments). While it’s important to remember that societal constructs of sexuality were emphatically not the same in Ancient Greece (600 BC, yo) it’s very likely that, if concepts of sexuality were comparable (which they aren’t), she would be identified as bisexual or pansexual. Close-knit erotic friendships between people of the same sex were the norm. It wasn’t until later, with the advent of Christianity, that the concepts of love as being between a man and a woman became the ‘standard’. 
  • the term ‘lesbian’, coined in the 19th century to mean ‘a woman who loves / is attracted to women’, didn’t then explicitly mean a woman who was only attracted to women. Our modern attempts to paint Sappho as entirely homosexual are no better than the attempts of archaic historians to paint her as heterosexual. It still erases her actual identity and paints over it with what we want her to have been, or to be.
  • the first written record (Suda, 10th century AD) of Sappho’s husband being named Kerkylas of Andros is way too late and unverified to be anything but a hilar joke. Despite writing biographically about her brothers and potentially her daughter (although she may have been a young slave) there’s no mention at all of anyone called Kerkylas / Cercylas in any of her poetry. Oh, the Greeks and their witticisms. 
  • the idea of Sappho as a lesbian is a comparatively recent one. Over the years, Sappho has basically been reinterpreted by subsequent generations to fit the mould of what that generation wanted her to be. For example, in the Victorian era in Britain, it became fashionable to imagine her as a virgin schoolmistress. There’s literally no record of Sappho having worked at a school, and the concept of virginity also doesn’t really apply to Sappho and her contemporary society, but for decades this was the accepted version of Sappho; it explained why, from a Victorian perspective, she would have had the time to write her poetry, and why she might never have married, as well as why she surrounded herself with women (the Victorians emphatically did not believe that she felt lustfully towards women; rather that she wrote her poetry from a male perspective; again, judging by her other biographical references in her poetry, this seems unlikely). Long before that, from 40BC onwards, the common belief about Sappho was that she had fallen in love with a male boatman named Phaon (who was a Greek mythological figure himself) and killed herself for love of him. This image of Sappho was the dominant poetic image all the way through the Renaissance and well into the 1800s.

tl;dr Sappho wasn’t gay, she didn’t only write about women, but she also wasn’t straight, because concepts of gay and straight are not applicable to her and the society in which she lived. She existed as something else entirely; something for which we as a society don’t have a concrete term or understanding.

I was just gonna comment with a joke about how great it would be if there actually was a dude named Dick Allcocks from Man Island, but then all sorts of fascinating history lore happened.

amuseoffyre:

prokopetz:

thesparkofrevolution:

blacktyranitar:

thesparkofrevolution:

jakovu:

dama3:

tastefullyoffensive:

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

old school hate mail

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

  • He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
  • The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters – hundreds of them – and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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So in conclusion, Ea-nasir took pleasure in being a business troll?

shieldwitch:

beggars-opera:

kuttithevangu:

Barbara Tuchman says the widespread apparently juvenile behavior of medieval Europe should be considered in light of the fact that most of active society was in fact people in their teens and twenties

Which on the one hand is like one of those things that’s obvious once it’s pointed out

But also its funny to think there was a whole historians’ tradition of being like “why were medieval kings so overemotional” until Tuchman clears her throat and goes… “Ahem… Have you ever met an eighteen year old boy” and then everyone’s like “oooooh”

See also: revolutionary Boston

“Okay listen realistically I’m going to die of pox, plague, or The French Disease by the time I’m 25 if I’m not poisoned. It’s a miracle that I’m even standing here today. I’ve got a team of bishops paid to pray for my soul in shifts so I’ve got heavenly insurance in the likely occurrence I am stabbed as soon as I leave this chamber. So you know what? I’m gonna fuck shit up. The neighboring duke looked at me weird last feast day; let’s start with him.”

madamehardy:

historieofbeafts:

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Claudius Aelianus, so here are some Roman natural history highlights:

  • In Egypt, whenever it rains, mice are born instantly.
  • During the Olympics flies “make peace with visitors and residents alike” and disappear until the games are over.
  • If a jackdaw sounds like a hawk, snow is on the way.
  • Because cows can sense rain, people wearing leather jackets can sometimes predict the weather
  • Whelks have a king and submit gladly to its rule. Catching the whelk king will bring good luck to any fisherman.
  • Hawks are the only bird that can fly directly into the sun without suffering from its heat.
  • Anyone who wishes to remain beardless should rub tuna blood on their chin.
  • The left paw of a hyena can put people to sleep. The right fin of a hyena fish will cause terrible visions if placed under a sleeping person.
  • To gaze at the toad is dangerous. If a man looks at it, it will stare back, locking its eyes on the man and causing him to turn so pale anyone would think he had been sick for a long time.
  • “Chroniclers praise the Babylonians and Chaldeans for their knowledge of the heavens. Ants have this knowledge too.”
  • If you throw a wolf vertebra among a team of horses they will immediately become unable to move.
  • Beetles can be killed by perfume or rose petals.
  • The spines of dead criminals become snakes.
  • If you hit a lizard with a stick and then cut it in half each half will go on living, moving independently but not very well on two feet. The halves will eventually find each other and become a whole lizard again.
  • Eagles never drink or rest. As soon as eaglets hatch their parents force them to stare into the sun, and if they blink they are unworthy and are thrown out of the nest.

Facts essential to know.

animate-mush:

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andythanfiction:

I’m supposed to write a paper on the Protestant Revolution and Catholic Counter-Reformation.  Somehow my notes turned into this.  It’s probably blasphemy and whatever the historical equivalent is.  I’m not sorry.

aspie-porcia-catonis You might like this.

I love it!!!!!!!!

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Happy Feast Day of St. Thomas More, by the by!