Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter’s eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
Minerva: No, Albus, I think I’m just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
Dumbledore: I’m so glad I hired that woman.
This article is a list of fictional diseases â nonexistent, named medical conditions which appear in fiction where they have a major plot or thematic importance. They may be fictional psychological disorders, magical, from mythological or fantasy settings, have evolved naturally, been engineered artificially (most often created as biological weapons), or be any illness that came forth from the (ab)use of technology.
Yay! Brain Clouds made the list! Itâs what Iâve taken to calling my bad brain days since the weird amnesia/brain tumor news in May. I have days where forming sentences and thoughts are just tough, spacial awareness is off, the fatigue, oh my god so tired.Â
In a weird aside, Iâve been scouring the web for peoplesâ stories about recovery from craniotomies. I can barely find any! When I was going to have my mastectomy, everyone and their sisters were writing about the experience. Brain surgery, not so much. If anyone knows of what recovery is like from a supraorbital keyhole craniotomy or an endoscopic ednonasal approach, let me know. My doctors arenât quite going there yet, but it never hurts to do some research.
As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).
The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.
They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.
“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”
Fictional doctors: this patient has a medical mystery and is suffering and we can’t solve it, we need to invest more time, effort and resources in figuring out what’s wrong and helping this patient live a happy life
Real doctors: idk what’s wrong so im going to assume you’re faking lol good luck
A Middleground 
