apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.
If you explore far enough out of bounds in the xkcd hoverboard flash game, you can eventually find the bridge of Imperial Star Destroyer where Vader is explaining the plot of Steven Universe to an underling.
Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
(…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y’all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
I knew Dumas was black, but I’ve never seen these pictures before. A lot of this didn’t click with me until just now.
It’s because dead people were covered in white shrouds, and the ghost was the dead person come back to life and walking around with the shroud still over their head.
Like… I was aware of the existence of funeral shrouds.
Why has it taken me twenty-five years to realise that that’s where the ghost sheet comes from.
Why am I so dim.
OH MY GOD I NEVER REALISED
I like thought it was to show the shape… of where they weren’t – like they’re invisible… and then… I DONT KNOW GOT STUCK IN A SHEET
Heid Erdrich is a member of the Turtle Mountain band of Ojibwe and the author of “Original Local: Indigenous Foods, Stories and Recipes from the Upper Midwest.”
“I would love for people to look at their Thanksgiving table without changing a thing and discuss where those foods came from,” says Erdrich. “Are they indigenous foods? The green beans and the corn, the squash, the pumpkin, the turkey itself – who helped make these foods come to the world?”
Sean Sherman, who is Oglala Lakota, owns a catering business called The Sioux Chef and the Tatanka food truck.
“Pushing aside the mythology of it all, I think really holding onto the harvest feast, the gathering and the being thankful — I think that part of it is extremely positive and it’s good to keep up that positivity,” says Sherman.
Erdrich and Sherman joined MPR News’ Tom Crann to discuss indigenous foods and shares some recipes.
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