i want a kid’s cartoon where a knight in shining armor hears there’s a princess locked in a tower and goes to save her but he gets there and she’s like twelve so he’s like “kay well.. do you wanna be a knight” and she’s like “omg yes” and the rest of the show is her learning how to be a knight while also learning how to act like a normal person because she’s been in a tower talking to birds for most of her life and the knight who saved her is like “dear god she doesn’t know what a chicken is i didn’t think this through” but they end up being the brotp and she ends up being the most badass knight in the kingdom like i just need this in my life
okay it’s been five minutes and i already have a lot of ideas for an overarching plot but i won’t say anything because i might do something with it
most accurate summary of the Holy Roman Empire ever
me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time
me: thats a sign of depression
me:
me: ok we’ll deal with that later but first we nap
Laboriously designed and created just for you, a spectrum of 42 different pearls to stand around and hold your stuff for you. Which one’s your favorite?
A Middleground 