the force awakens + guide to troubled birds
Author: marcythewerewolf
Were those some tasteful gruesome deaths on tonight’s Star Wars Rebels or what?
cleopatra: i’ve had a pretty serious week. i could sure stand to do something stupid.
antony: i’m something stupid. do me.

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
The best learning tools for grammar inevitably involve zombies.
I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the “ur fave is problematic” post about him the way y’all glamorize him like he’s in a boy band or young adult novel turned film trilogy okay don’t put your full trust and adoration into him he has power he could be the president of the United States and not being critical of him is very not good okay always always always be critical of people in power no matter how much they align with your views you can’t trust politicians I’m sorry
I AM CRYING
THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS
ALSO I CAN’T BREATHE
OH GOD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF YOU *EVER* WERE IN ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR DO YOURSELF A FUCKING FAVOR AND WATCH THIS
I CAN’T, DAJFSOWEISJDOAIHSDOIAF HFASOBAWEOUDSHOIF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is hysterical.
I ask this one thing: let me go mad in my own way.





















