michaeldirnt:

bobafett:

#dear diary: the search for my asshole brother in law continues #although today I picked up an overexcitable child from a desert planet who could do crazy shit with a spaceship so #……..close enough? (via notbecauseofvictories)

#ps: apparently ‘bypassing’ can be interchangeably used with ‘ripping shit out of’.#in other news when i meet my brother in law i’m going to bypass his other arm from his body

bedlamsbard:

GUYS I HAVE THOUGHT OF THE BEST STAR WARS NOVEL that will never be published ever, first of all because Lucasfilm would have to hire me, and secondly because it’s simultaneously too niche, too already covered by canon (except not really!), and too real world relevant.

It is the story of Cham Syndulla’s FORY YEAR LEGAL BATTLE TO REPATRIATE ART AND ARTIFACTS STOLEN FROM RYLOTH DURING THE CLONE WARS and won’t actually take place over forty years, but will involve POLITICS, LAWYERS, ARCHAEOLOGISTS, BOUNTY HUNTERS, REBELS, and CRIME.

HIRE ME, LUCASFILM.