• “devoted Powderpuff coach…. not fond of English… liked by the gentler sex”
• “does she or doesn’t she?…. sports car enthusiast”
• “’Mike’…. murdered Mr. Ridout’s crayfish…. good addition to Falcon wrestlers.”
• “’Vicki’…. always washing blackboards”
• “’Ellen’….. brains, brains, more brains…. ruins curves on tests…drives Cadillac convertible daily”
• “’Chuck’….. Civil Air Patrol….. dislikes women-haters”
• “dislikes raw eggs…. hopes to enter the Naval Academy”
• “’Sue’…. neat dresser…. plaid shoes to match each outfit”
• “’Does she ever stop giggling’….. partial to Navy…. looks forward to the weekends…. hopes to attend college.”
• “’Ann’…. Ladybug…. any leftovers at lunch-she’ll take them… loves a good time”
• “’Bill’…. big flirt…. wouldn’t part with a penny… “Let’s face it-I’m the greatest”….. “I’d like to dedicate this song to-””
• “girls come from miles to be near him”
• “’Betty’…. “mmm, I know”…. enjoys sketching and sewing”
• “’Doedoe’…. wishes that history courses could be abolished…greatest desire is to play on the football team”
• “’Jan’… known for ladylike language…. likes to visit DC…. true petite blonde…. “Am I neat or am I neat?””
• “’Will’…. lacrosse advocate… neat guy… wants to abolish “eggshells””
• “actually likes decorating for dances”
• “’Patti’…. Spanish brain… loves confusion… artistically inclined”
• “if there’s a committee, he’s working on it”
• “Likes Donald Duck and therefore dislikes duck hunters…. another student plagued by APMEAGTI”
• “Believes that tests ruin school…. one of the few true blondes”
• “Always found around fire station”
• “Dislikes egotistical people… also stamps put upside down on letters”
• “promoter of contact lenses”

I haven’t even gotten through the H’s. Guess, the more things change, the more they stay the same.