desuex:

firmine:

infelixdidos:

voynichs:

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

italian romanticism: i went into the woods and toppled face down over a root which proves nature is but a cruel stepmother, also this must somehow be a sign that God wants us to get rid of those fucking austrians

french romanticism: i went into the woods and found a peasant woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was the Republic and the woods is the people of France, wild, free and unconquered

polish romanticism: i didn’t go into the woods and i didn’t find any woman, we held a seance instead and summoned ghosts and listened to how they died, and then i was in a prison cell listening to my inmates while having existential crisis, but bottom line fuck Russia, Prussia and Austria

Select quotes from my little cousins

“’Hi, my name is Marissa, I want to be single and I hate boys. Hiya!’”

“I’m not a baby or a big kid……… I’m a mystery.”

“What’s the temperature doctor?”

*Child starts making mysterious beeping noises, proceeds to answer all diagnostic questions the same way.*

krokietnik said: In Heian Japan it was normal to change name several times during one’s lifetime. Must be a pain for historians.

Yeah, but it’s very fascinating that her name got changed, not by her but by other people (based on the stories I read) and that she literally got named after her own character. The Reverse Self Insert.