Time Frame by Matthew Pillsbury
Author: marcythewerewolf
british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind
american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me
italian romanticism: i went into the woods and toppled face down over a root which proves nature is but a cruel stepmother, also this must somehow be a sign that God wants us to get rid of those fucking austrians
french romanticism: i went into the woods and found a peasant woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was the Republic and the woods is the people of France, wild, free and unconquered
polish romanticism: i didn’t go into the woods and i didn’t find any woman, we held a seance instead and summoned ghosts and listened to how they died, and then i was in a prison cell listening to my inmates while having existential crisis, but bottom line fuck Russia, Prussia and Austria
World’s Oldest Cat Is 31 And Still Has Many Lives Left
Adorable tabby cat named Nutmeg is a contender to be the world’s oldest cat as he celebrates his 31st birthdays, which is equivalent to 141 human years.
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he looks thrilled
Select quotes from my little cousins
“’Hi, my name is Marissa, I want to be single and I hate boys. Hiya!’”
“I’m not a baby or a big kid……… I’m a mystery.”
“What’s the temperature doctor?”
*Child starts making mysterious beeping noises, proceeds to answer all diagnostic questions the same way.*
Star Wars Rebels knows how to do a girlfight.
”I touchy the furry.” 🔊 (via geekster)
attn @star-anise
*SHRIEKS WITH DELIGHT*
krokietnik said: In Heian Japan it was normal to change name several times during one’s lifetime. Must be a pain for historians.
Yeah, but it’s very fascinating that her name got changed, not by her but by other people (based on the stories I read) and that she literally got named after her own character. The Reverse Self Insert.
















