History Side of Tumblr Drinking Game

cursedkennedy:

• someone takes the cocaine mummies theory seriously (again)
• “the british shot off the nose of the sphynx”
• joke about the assassination of archduke ferdinand
• someone insists the “real cleopatra” looked like 70s pam grier for some reason 
• “ALLRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, SIT DOWN BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO SCHOOL ALL YOU ON HOW [insert historical figure/event] WAS THE MOST BADASS THING TO GRACE OUR PATHETIC EARTH. YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES. MAJESTIC AS FUCK” 
• joke about henry viiii wanting a son
• someone brings back the theory that the british scrubbed the paint off roman statues
• blatantly wrong or at best anecdotal information about why [insert civilization here] was ACTUALLY FEMINIST AS FUCK
• source: medievalpoc