Everything I’ve heard about the Cursed Child is so extra, so over the top glorious I only have one thing to say. 

I love you JKR. You do your thing. 

I know it must be a bit of a power rush, holding so many people’s happiness in your hands. I know the pressure to turn out a good extension of the Potter legacy is immense. 

I know your life has taken a lot of turns since you first dreamed up the Harry Potter universe, did you ever imagine it would come to this? 

I know there have been a lot of rumours about you, a lot of backlash. Even from the start. You’re always going to offend people. You’re just one woman. You can’t be perfect. 

But I support you all the way. 

You run this franchise into the ground and gloat over the ashes and I will scream in adulation. You deserve it. Harry Potter has catapulted you into fame and I totally understand your need to prove your power over it. 

I don’t care what fresh hell you have come up for us (because regardless of quality it will be a hell, just maybe a fun one), it’s worth it. 

JKR, you glorious british delight! You red haired temptress, you muse of millions! 

Give Harry a pension and a job as an accountant. Let Voldemort take over! MAKE LUNA LOVEGOOD DENOUNCE THE QUIBBLER! TEAR EVERYTHING DOWN, I APPLAUD YOU!

JOANNE KATHLEEN ROWLING! YOU ARE AWAITED IN VALHALLA! GO OUT LIKE THE SHINING STAR YOU ARE! MAKE THEM SUFFER FOR ALL THE SUFFERING THEY REIGNED DOWN ON YOU!

KEEP WRITING!

I personally cannot wait for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Redux, where Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley go into space while Rose travels back in time to seduce a young Lord Voldemort.