durrandurrandon:

Reading through all
of the crackpot theories and open mysteries regarding the Starks, it
seems like each Lord Stark should at some point take his heir aside
and have “the talk”. You now, the one about the Children of the
Forest, and warging, and the Others. Better yet, maybe they could
just put it all in a Secret Stark Handbook.

The Secret Stark
Handbook

Table of Contents

• Pact of
  the Children and the First Men: Full Text……………..Page 1
• Why
  Must There Always be a Stark in Winterfell? …………..Page 37
• How to
  Access the Secrets Caves Below the Crypts………….Page 78
• When
  and How to Sacrifice to a Weirwood…………………….Page 85
• Contacting
  the Green Seers on the Isle of Faces…………..Page 90
• Contacting
  the Children of the Forest ………………………..Page 92
• So, You
  Think Your Heir is a Warg……………………………. Page 124
• Surprising
  Uses for Dragonglass……………………………….Page 169
• The
  Location of the Horn of Joramun…………………………..Page 183
• What to
  Do If the Others Return………………………………..Page 148
• The
  Location of the Original Ice………………………………..Page 202
• The
  Pact of Ice and Fire: Full Text……………………………..Page 227
• The
  Location of Vermax’s Eggs…………………………………Page 246
• The
  Boltons: Seriously, Fuck Those Guys……………………Page 262