bedlamsbard:

GUYS I HAVE THOUGHT OF THE BEST STAR WARS NOVEL that will never be published ever, first of all because Lucasfilm would have to hire me, and secondly because it’s simultaneously too niche, too already covered by canon (except not really!), and too real world relevant.

It is the story of Cham Syndulla’s FORY YEAR LEGAL BATTLE TO REPATRIATE ART AND ARTIFACTS STOLEN FROM RYLOTH DURING THE CLONE WARS and won’t actually take place over forty years, but will involve POLITICS, LAWYERS, ARCHAEOLOGISTS, BOUNTY HUNTERS, REBELS, and CRIME.

HIRE ME, LUCASFILM.