watching the kentucky derby I have come up with many good names for racehorses. race horse people, feel free to use them. so i can sue you for lots of money. (just kidding. we can probably settle out of court.)

1. vroom vroom

2. horsepower

3. everything (”in kentucky horses are everything”)

4. fried chicken

5. americafyeah (sure to be a crowd pleaser. pronouced americaeffyaahh)

6. speedyspeeder

7. ponyboy from s.e hinton’s the outsiders

8. sparklinator