“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality
“i had a nightmare about this guy who wanted to descend into stuff”
“i’m gay for anyone how can fill the void left by leafs”
“i don’t care about boys who disobey the plague”
all of these are incredibly
Oh my fucking god. First one I get:
“this post generator is alright i guess but if i could be doing anything right now i would rather descend into the void”
‘unleash the crabs!’ i bellow. thousands of crabs scurry in and cry over black sludge
“who NEEDS ethically sourced memes when you can just interact with poison”
How does it know me, someone help
“i always try to make a statement with my fashion…thats why today i wore a crop top with a pic of richard nixon captioned: savor the rapturous caress of the end of days”
“Can we have an anime about girls who smell like knives”
the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ set fire to the earth
(“shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i thrash on the floor and yell about stuff”
“I for one, eat the CIS”
“a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm christmas we give worm related gifts and reblog pearl?”
“im fun. im flirty and cute. im gonna fill the void left in you by your crimes.”
A Middleground 