iamprobablygoingtoregretthis:

do you ever spill half a cup of water on your bed and you really don’t want to get up so you take off your wet trousers and put them on the water-covered spot and sit on them and realize that you can’t get a towel because you’re not wearing trousers and the towels are upstairs and your family is upstairs and you’re too lazy to put on pants to get a towel to have a dry bed