dreadpirateekre:

OK so I hope the first order won’t try to rebuild starkiller base, instead I hope they skip the middleman and put their next base INSIDE A GODDAMN SUN, and then they just DRIVE THE SUN INTO FRIKKIN PLANETS, and sometimes Kylo drives it and then he runs over a planet, backs up, and runs it over again for like an hour. and sometimes he just runs into random planets because to hell with all the things let them burn. the next star wars movie is called STAR WARS: DRIVE ANGRY and it’s just Kylo Ren crushing ALL THE PLANETS with a goddamn sun