Alternative Names for Instruments

keialaar:

tillsta:

confessions-of-a-cellist:

blackcat2016:

source: http://thechive.com/2015/10/30/classic-instruments-get-better-names-17-photos/

WHACK-A-DINGLE OMG 

Well , I’m about to go play my tooty leather pole

The bassonist in my life calls them ‘farting bedposts’.

I’ll take my sideways pea shooter, thanks.