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Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.

Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

I love art

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

what r they going to do just glue it back on

Don’t mess with the Brits.

Soon they will start weighing everyone coming to England, and record that in the visitors’ passport. When the visitors leave, they cannot weigh more than when they came. They will remove the addition from the visitors surgically.