1) If a dirty pigeon was about to fly into your beautiful face would you punch it?
2) Do you believe a functional, effective plan to stop global warming is possible under capitalism?
3) You are travelling on a month long train journey with Ricky Gervais. Across the aisle is a pan-religious advocacy group. How long could you realistically last?
4) Is true love spectacular and inspiring or is it having fun grocery shopping together?
5) Is the most important element of a prison system rehabilitation or retribution?
6) Do you believe @dril is an individual, a shared account or a glitch in the Matrix?
7) In your day to day life do you actually give a fuck about replying to emails promptly?
8) Who would win in a fight, Batman or Spiderman?
9) Who would win in a fight, you or that one arsehole you’re getting real sick of dealing with?
10) Which anthropomorphised colour would you chat with at a party where you don’t know anyone?
11) Are you brave?
12) NEWSFLASH! NASA confirm that the planet will be hit by a debris field that will definitely kill everyone in 35 hours time. What would you do with the time you have left?
13) If the existing power dynamic were removed, would you trust domestic cats?
14) Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread if you are skint and well hungry if the dude that has the bread is also peckish?
15) Strictly from personal experience, are genuinely equitable relationships between people from different socioeconomic backgrounds possible?
16) Is the opposite of goat not-goat?
17) If a communist asserts “communism will win”, but capitalism in fact continues and destroys the capability for the planet to support life, but a few hunched, mutated survivors form an autonomous social group free of labour exploitation in order to survive the hellish existence they have inherited, was that initial communist correct in their assertion?
18) Do you have a daily internet routine?