What she says: I’ll be there in a minute
What she means: I’m looking at pictures of Pluto. P L U T O. Last week there were no pictures of Pluto. Now there are. A world so far away it takes light itself nearly 5 hours to get there, and I have pictures of it. On my phone. Good enough to see chasms and crevices and mountains and ice-fields and evidence of vulcanism and… PLUTO. It’s another WORLD with GEOLOGY and texture and character and it’s in my pocket because 9 years ago we threw a dart and hit a moving target 3 billion miles away within 70 seconds of when we planned and it’s a binary world with 5 whole moons four of which we only discovered on the way and ad;kjagklsajdfa;sklgjasljfdhas;ldkga;sjaljhgsa;lkdfj